That embarrassing moment when…
You’re at a Thai restaurant and you know what you want to order, but you don’t want to sound like a moron and mispronounce the food.
So you do your best…say it wrong…then realize you could’ve just said a number…
Hi, I’ll be over hear thinking about this horrendous mistake for days after while you go on with your life and forget all about this brief moment in time.
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Most of my eating outside the house is spent in Japanese, Chinese, Korean or Thai places. I can’t say one damn thing. I usually just smile and point. Then nod because they don’t know what that hell I’m saying either. As long as I get my food and they get paid we’re all happy lol